micthemicrophone:

hootaloo:

jackle-app:

micthemicrophone:

ask-adultsweetiebelle:

mattisbollywood:

u-ok:

Do you know who that picture is of ? That’s Marilyn Monroe. They’ve considered her the most beautiful women in the world. She’s gorgeous, and beautiful, right ? But look at her stomach. Is it completley flat ? Does she not have love handles or, perfect long skinny legs ? No. She dosn’t. And wanna know something ? Her pants size, was a size 9. She wasn’t some fucking 00 or 1. She had CURVES. You all worry about your pants size, and your weight when, in reality, who cares ? Why not live your life and be happy instead of counting calories in your head ? Trying to “Be skinny” ? You think losing weight it going to automatically make you feel better ? It wont. No magical fairy is gonna come flying outta the fucking wood work, declaring, “You’re now offically hott ! Boys love you now ! You can be accepted by society !” No. Utter, bullshit. You’re fucking beautiful ; it’s society thats fucked. Love yourself, because if you cant love yourself, you cant love anybody, or anything else. Be free, and be happy. Fuck what the media says, you want that double cheese-burger with bacon ? GO FOR IT. Until your weight starts to affect your health, you’re perfectly fine to eat what you please. ♥

Wow. Look at that fat whore. I can’t believe you guys even find her attractive, that mole on her face is horrendous especially in this pic.

That fucking dead squirrel is attractive, all right. Looks so much like Marilyn Monroe. ಠ_ಠ’

Oh god my sides.

fucking hell

NKOBVHG;LDF
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
YOU
FUCKIN GUYS
I FUCKING
OH MYU GOD
MY LIFE
FLASHED
BEFORE MY EYES
INTO THIS MOMENT
WHEN I WAS LIKE FUCKING 9 WE HAD A POOL JUST LIKE THIS
AND FUCKING
I WALKED INTO MY BACKYARD
SAW A FUCKING SQUIRREL THAT DROWNED IN THIS POOL JUST LIKE THIS
I STARTED CRYIN
I STARTED FUCKING CRYING I WAS SO UPSET. I WAS SO FUCKING UPSET.
i gave him a proper burial. uvu

hoot what the fuck

I stabbed it bro. THought it was funny.

micthemicrophone:

hootaloo:

jackle-app:

micthemicrophone:

ask-adultsweetiebelle:

mattisbollywood:

u-ok:

Do you know who that picture is of ? That’s Marilyn Monroe. They’ve considered her the most beautiful women in the world. She’s gorgeous, and beautiful, right ? But look at her stomach. Is it completley flat ? Does she not have love handles or, perfect long skinny legs ? No. She dosn’t. And wanna know something ? Her pants size, was a size 9. She wasn’t some fucking 00 or 1. She had CURVES. You all worry about your pants size, and your weight when, in reality, who cares ? Why not live your life and be happy instead of counting calories in your head ? Trying to “Be skinny” ? You think losing weight it going to automatically make you feel better ? It wont. No magical fairy is gonna come flying outta the fucking wood work, declaring, “You’re now offically hott ! Boys love you now ! You can be accepted by society !” No. Utter, bullshit. You’re fucking beautiful ; it’s society thats fucked. Love yourself, because if you cant love yourself, you cant love anybody, or anything else. Be free, and be happy. Fuck what the media says, you want that double cheese-burger with bacon ? GO FOR IT. Until your weight starts to affect your health, you’re perfectly fine to eat what you please. ♥

Wow. Look at that fat whore. I can’t believe you guys even find her attractive, that mole on her face is horrendous especially in this pic.

That fucking dead squirrel is attractive, all right. Looks so much like Marilyn Monroe. ಠ_ಠ’

Oh god my sides.

fucking hell

NKOBVHG;LDF

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

YOU

FUCKIN GUYS

I FUCKING

OH MYU GOD

MY LIFE

FLASHED

BEFORE MY EYES

INTO THIS MOMENT

WHEN I WAS LIKE FUCKING 9 WE HAD A POOL JUST LIKE THIS

AND FUCKING

I WALKED INTO MY BACKYARD

SAW A FUCKING SQUIRREL THAT DROWNED IN THIS POOL JUST LIKE THIS

I STARTED CRYIN

I STARTED FUCKING CRYING I WAS SO UPSET. I WAS SO FUCKING UPSET.

i gave him a proper burial. uvu

hoot what the fuck

I stabbed it bro. THought it was funny.

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